Say the magic words.

We're speech-writing experts who specialize in one-of-a-kind speeches for any occasion.

The bride and groom have been dreaming of this day for years, but you’ve been having show-up-to-school-naked nightmares about your speech for even longer. 

Not to worry! Speech Tank can help. From inception to delivery, we'll consult, edit, write, and revise. Because all speeches weren’t created equal.


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Maid of Honor? Best Man? Parents of the happy couple? Internet-accredited officiate? They know how much you love them. Now everyone else will too. 

You won! Now you have to say thanks for all the accolades. When we’re finished, they’ll throw in the award for best speech.

Congratulations! You worked so hard. Now let us do some of the work. Commencements, graduation parties, and all things pomp and circumstance. We'll pick up the slack so you can drop the mic. 

Lifelong dream? Complicated business model? Sixty second shot? No problem. Leave the pitch to us so you can worry about the rest of it.

Bat mitzvah candle lighting? Thirty, flirty, and thriving remarks? Your neighbor’s sister’s dog’s birthday? We’ll craft a speech for any milestone.

Piece of cake.

Send us a message and we’re off. We’ll have a call to learn about your event and together decide on a package. It’s painless, collaborative, and 100% confidential. We deliver a draft and revision—and then it’s up to you.

Go on, you can do it.

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Round of applause.

“I. Killed. It. Last. Night. The speech was a total hit. I WAS Beyoncé.”

-Johanna, NYC 


“I got a lot of laughs and a lot of congrats on the back end of it. I can’t thank you both enough.”

-Will, San Francisco


“The process was perfect. That introductory phone call was really easy and you made me feel comfortable from the get go.”

-Lindsay, Nashville


Behind the curtain.

The Founders,
Marisa Polansky & Kristine Keller

By day, Marisa Polansky is a book editor with a focus on nonfiction, entertainment, and media at a major publisher. By night, she's a published author living in Brooklyn. 

Kristine Keller is a writer in Brooklyn, where she covers fashion and wellness. She holds an M.A. in Psychology from New York University, where she worked as a trained fieldworker, mastering a method of questioning that helps people share their stories.